Kat Dennings joined the list of my future wives. This list currently consist of Cate Blanchett (who has yet to make my girl crush list), Lizzy Caplan (who made it in October and currently holds the Ultimate Girl Crush title) and Kat Dennings. There are tons of reasons for that.

I love her as hot as Hell, sarcastic Max on 2 Broke Girls. I love her as Norah in Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist. I love her as Kat in Defendor. I love her as Caroline in Daydream Nation. I remember loving her as bratty sex-crazed tween on Sex and The City (the episode where Miranda wear braces) and I recently re-watched one of my favorite Without a Trace episode (Our Sons and Daughters, [S2E06]), only realizing she was in it. See where I’m going? I’ve seen her in most of the films she’s been in and I’m under her charm every time. I really started noticing her when I first saw her in Nick and Norah, this film is a gem and Kat and Michael Cera are just wonderful as the title characters: you can relate to them in a way you rarely can with romantic leads. And somehow, you can relate to all the characters she plays, no matter how different they are. And they could not be more different. Norah is a shy teenager who shares a passion with “musical soulmate” Nick. Kat Debrofkowitz is a young crack-addict prostitute who takes a liking in Arthur, a troubled vigilante in Defendor. Susan is the daughter of heavy-drinking school principal Robert Downey, Jr. who falls for new student Charlie Bartlett. Caroline Wexler is the bold and sexy new student who seduces a classmate and her teacher in Daydream Nation. Like I said, those characters have only one thing in common: they have the extremely talented and beautiful Kat portraying them. So obviously, I love Kat as an actress , she is gifted and makes you care for her characters and makes you find a way to relate to them even if you’re their polar opposite. She gives them heart.

Because she has heart, and a lot of it. And that’s why I’m so infatuated with her. I love her characters, but I love Kat even better. Especially, because she’s real. And you can feel it, it’s no pretend. I’ve been reading her blog and watching her videos for years. I almost forgot about it until 2 Broke Girls came on our screens and she revived my old flame as sassy Max. She’s maybe the one  of my wives who’s the most like me. She’s a voracious reader and a self-proclaimed nerd. She sometimes goes out in sweatpants and doesn’t give a fuck. And she loves red lipstick.

She is funny, she is smart, she is talented and she’s cool (so cool Kobe Bryant tells her how much he loves her show while on the basketball court and with the ball!). I love her for all of those things. And I don’t need to tell you how incomparably gorgeous and incredibly sexy she is, do I? I think she makes it pretty obvious by only appearing. Now: how do I get her to say yes?