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My Most Beautiful Queens of Comedy 2013: And the Queen is… 1. Lizzy Caplan, 30 “I think I have a good sense of humor about things. I enjoy making people laugh, and being made to laugh even more. I think that’s sort of harder to do, though — I’ve been told I’m a hard laugh. I guess ever since I was a little kid, I was considered the funnier kid in the family – but neither one of my siblings ever gave a shit about that.” So, Lizzy is my most beautiful this year, which will surprise none of you given how much I gush over my wife. It wasn’t easy calling it between her and Kat (second wife) though. I just remembered that this is about being my Queen of Comedy. And Lizzy, ah Lizzy was in Party Down. And in The Class. And in Bachelorette. And in Related. And in New Girl. And in Mean Girls. And in all those Funny or Die videos. The woman has made me laugh constantly since 2004. And she is gorgeous. And witty. And hot. 
My Most Beautiful Queens of Comedy 2013: And the Queen is… 1. Lizzy Caplan, 30 “I think I have a good sense of humor about things. I enjoy making people laugh, and being made to laugh even more. I think that’s sort of harder to do, though — I’ve been told I’m a hard laugh. I guess ever since I was a little kid, I was considered the funnier kid in the family – but neither one of my siblings ever gave a shit about that.” So, Lizzy is my most beautiful this year, which will surprise none of you given how much I gush over my wife. It wasn’t easy calling it between her and Kat (second wife) though. I just remembered that this is about being my Queen of Comedy. And Lizzy, ah Lizzy was in Party Down. And in The Class. And in Bachelorette. And in Related. And in New Girl. And in Mean Girls. And in all those Funny or Die videos. The woman has made me laugh constantly since 2004. And she is gorgeous. And witty. And hot. 
My Most Beautiful Queens of Comedy 2013: And the Queen is… 1. Lizzy Caplan, 30 “I think I have a good sense of humor about things. I enjoy making people laugh, and being made to laugh even more. I think that’s sort of harder to do, though — I’ve been told I’m a hard laugh. I guess ever since I was a little kid, I was considered the funnier kid in the family – but neither one of my siblings ever gave a shit about that.” So, Lizzy is my most beautiful this year, which will surprise none of you given how much I gush over my wife. It wasn’t easy calling it between her and Kat (second wife) though. I just remembered that this is about being my Queen of Comedy. And Lizzy, ah Lizzy was in Party Down. And in The Class. And in Bachelorette. And in Related. And in New Girl. And in Mean Girls. And in all those Funny or Die videos. The woman has made me laugh constantly since 2004. And she is gorgeous. And witty. And hot. 

My Most Beautiful Queens of Comedy 2013: And the Queen is…

1. Lizzy Caplan, 30

“I think I have a good sense of humor about things. I enjoy making people laugh, and being made to laugh even more. I think that’s sort of harder to do, though — I’ve been told I’m a hard laugh. I guess ever since I was a little kid, I was considered the funnier kid in the family – but neither one of my siblings ever gave a shit about that.”


So, Lizzy is my most beautiful this year, which will surprise none of you given how much I gush over my wife. It wasn’t easy calling it between her and Kat (second wife) though. I just remembered that this is about being my Queen of Comedy. And Lizzy, ah Lizzy was in Party Down. And in The Class. And in Bachelorette. And in Related. And in New Girl. And in Mean Girls. And in all those Funny or Die videos. The woman has made me laugh constantly since 2004. And she is gorgeous. And witty. And hot. 

My Most Beautiful Queens of Comedy 2013 2. Kat Dennings, 26 “[Max is] the girl who can hang with dudes and hold her own but not have to be sexy. I hate that. I’ve always hated that, when I read scripts about, like, how a girl uses being a girl to get her way, or she’s trying to be sexy for men. ‘Cause all women are sexy—the end. And you can use that power if you want to, but there’s a certain even more powerful element to not using it; just leading with other things—how smart you are, how funny you are. So I think that’s very empowering for women, and I think it’s really good for men to see a girl like that on TV.” And that’s what makes her incredibly sexy —she doesn’t try, she’s just being herself -and exudes confidence. And confidence is sexy.
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2. Kat Dennings, 26

“[Max is] the girl who can hang with dudes and hold her own but not have to be sexy. I hate that. I’ve always hated that, when I read scripts about, like, how a girl uses being a girl to get her way, or she’s trying to be sexy for men. ‘Cause all women are sexy—the end. And you can use that power if you want to, but there’s a certain even more powerful element to not using it; just leading with other things—how smart you are, how funny you are. So I think that’s very empowering for women, and I think it’s really good for men to see a girl like that on TV.”

And that’s what makes her incredibly sexy —she doesn’t try, she’s just being herself -and exudes confidence. And confidence is sexy.

My Most Beautiful Queens of Comedy 2013 3. Amy Poehler, 41 “I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading.” In other words: “Bitches get stuff done!”
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3. Amy Poehler, 41

“I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody’s passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn’t mind leading.”


In other words: “Bitches get stuff done!”

My Most Beautiful Queens of Comedy 2013 4. Tina Fey, 42 “Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.”
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4. Tina Fey, 42

“Somewhere around the fifth or seventh grade I figured out that I could ingratiate myself to people by making them laugh. Essentially, I was just trying to make them like me. But after a while it became part of my identity.”

My Most Beautiful Queens of Comedy 2013 5. Maude and Iris Apatow, 15 and 10 Maude Apatow ‏@maudeapatow22 Apr “Maude, when you try to protect people you just annoy them.”- My sister when I told her to wear her helmet Maude Apatow ‏@maudeapatow17 Apr I think my best friend is unknowingly being brainwashed by Daria Maude Apatow ‏@maudeapatow31 Jan “Did the Jonas brothers wear promise rings so they would always be bros?” - My sister Maude Apatow ‏@maudeapatow2 Jan Today, I unintentionally gave my sister a black eye. Sometimes I think my sister and I are pretty funny together and we have a great schtick going on and we could do stand-up. Then, I look at those kids (and I want Judd and Leslie to adopt me!)
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5. Maude and Iris Apatow, 15 and 10

22 Apr

“Maude, when you try to protect people you just annoy them.”- My sister when I told her to wear her helmet

17 Apr

I think my best friend is unknowingly being brainwashed by Daria

31 Jan

“Did the Jonas brothers wear promise rings so they would always be bros?” - My sister

2 Jan

Today, I unintentionally gave my sister a black eye.

Sometimes I think my sister and I are pretty funny together and we have a great schtick going on and we could do stand-up. Then, I look at those kids (and I want Judd and Leslie to adopt me!)

I was normal till I came on this show!

Diane Keaton, on The Ellen Degeneres Show yesterday. Where she talked about tantric sex (“You go for a long time and you have that thing called the orgasm.”), punching Robert De Niro in the face (“That’s fun!”), kissing Robert de Niro (“I enjoy the kissing of the men.”). Perfect -except for that ice in red wine!- and hilarious Diane Keaton! I love her even more if that’s possible! Watch the interview here! NOW!

PS: Diane, after this show, I’d marry you in a heartbeat!

My Most Beautiful Queens of Comedy 2013 9. Lisa Kudrow, 49 “I started watching reality shows and being horrified at people signing up to be humiliated in front of the entire country. I saw one show, The Amazing Race, in which people were eating spicy soup and vomiting and crying. Why would you do that? Also, I was fascinated by these actors and actresses who would sign up to be followed around by cameras in their life. You become a celebrity, not because of your work or what you do, but because you have no privacy. I’ve been careful to keep my life separate because it’s important to me to have privacy and for my life not to be a marketing device for a movie or a TV show. It’s worth more than that. I’m worth more than that.” So true.
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9. Lisa Kudrow, 49

“I started watching reality shows and being horrified at people signing up to be humiliated in front of the entire country. I saw one show, The Amazing Race, in which people were eating spicy soup and vomiting and crying. Why would you do that? Also, I was fascinated by these actors and actresses who would sign up to be followed around by cameras in their life. You become a celebrity, not because of your work or what you do, but because you have no privacy. I’ve been careful to keep my life separate because it’s important to me to have privacy and for my life not to be a marketing device for a movie or a TV show. It’s worth more than that. I’m worth more than that.”

So true.
My Most Beautiful Queens of Comedy 2013 12. Ellen Degeneres, 55 “Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings.” This is why I love her!
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12. Ellen Degeneres, 55

“Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else’s expense. And I find that that’s just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else’s feelings.”


This is why I love her!

My Most Beautiful Queens of Comedy 2013 13. Joan Rivers, 79 “And fake orgasm, that’s the trick! Men love to think they’re hot in bed. You’re single? From now on: fake it. I don’t care who you’re with, you go: ‘woo hoo, woo hoo, woo hoo!’ (…) First of all, for gay men, it’s very easy: you spit on the guy’s back! But for women, all you do is you go: ‘woo hoo, woo hoo, woo hoo!’ It is common courtesy!”
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13. Joan Rivers, 79

“And fake orgasm, that’s the trick! Men love to think they’re hot in bed. You’re single? From now on: fake it. I don’t care who you’re with, you go: ‘woo hoo, woo hoo, woo hoo!’ (…) First of all, for gay men, it’s very easy: you spit on the guy’s back! But for women, all you do is you go: ‘woo hoo, woo hoo, woo hoo!’ It is common courtesy!”

My Most Beautiful Queens of Comedy 2013 15. Whoopi Goldberg, 57 “I would love to teach every kid to say “fuck.” Hang on, now, hang on, listen to why. The reason is because to me, that is a word that doesn’t have any effect. But “stupid” and “dummy”? You can say it to someone who is six and you can say it to someone who is a hundred and six and they will hunch their shoulders and it will be like somebody kicked them in the stomach because they are harsh, ugly words.”
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15. Whoopi Goldberg, 57

“I would love to teach every kid to say “fuck.” Hang on, now, hang on, listen to why. The reason is because to me, that is a word that doesn’t have any effect. But “stupid” and “dummy”? You can say it to someone who is six and you can say it to someone who is a hundred and six and they will hunch their shoulders and it will be like somebody kicked them in the stomach because they are harsh, ugly words.”

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